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  1. #7057
    What's "sober"? I don't know what that is. You're saying words and I do not understand.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #7056
    Trust me, I think about holes a lot.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #7055
    I'm very good at Minecraft.
    — James, Shortly after dying twice in a row [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7054
    Does that octopus look friendly to you?
    — Andy [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #7053
    I will watch you through my hand binoculars!
    — Paul [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #7052
    If your hair is wrong, your life is wrong.
    — Cameron [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  7. #7051
    I'm not sure there's a right anus quote, but there is a correct anus quote.
    — Cameron [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  8. #7050
    Bronte was basically the Pepsi to Jane Austen's Coke
    — TXC2 [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  9. #7049
    it's your game, you don't have to poop in it.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-12]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  10. #7048
    Chickens are just dinosaurs.
    — TQ [2020-07-12]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  11. #7047
    Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual.
    — Serge [2020-07-11]
    VALORANT on Dice Friends
  12. #7046
    Well if it isn't my friend Mr McFun, who gave up his leg to be a gun.
    — Bengineering [2020-07-11]
    VALORANT on Dice Friends
  13. #7045
    But... but our hilarious banter...
    — Graham [2020-07-08]
    None on Let's NOPE
  14. #7044
    Is this because of my eggplant??
    — Graham [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  15. #7043
    Fighting games are just rhythm games.
    — Adam [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  16. #7042
    Are cacti immune to shotguns?
    — Ian [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  17. #7041
    Aw, I forgot to make a Ben!
    — Adam [2020-07-07]
    Dead Space 2 on Let's NOPE
  18. #7040
    Did you really win if you died?
    — JoeKim [2020-07-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7039
    I often think this game would be better with more Tetris.
    — RebelliousUno, on Minecraft [2020-07-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7038
    Ice and swords.
    — Kathleen, repeatedly [2020-07-06]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7037
    Eat it, physics!
    — Ian [2020-07-05]
    Distortions on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7036
    I would argue that any space suit is a shitter.
    — Cameron [2020-07-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  23. #7035
    I like that this house has horns.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  24. #7034
    Can we talk about how the big toe is the best toe?
    — Adam [2020-07-04]
    VALORANT on LRRMtG
  25. #7033
    I love Animal Crossing, but it doesn't make me feel funny in the downstairs place.
    — Graham [2020-07-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus