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  1. #7120
    I enjoy how you think, Cori, as wrong as it may be.
    — Jacob [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #7119
    I just need something to do that's not cleaning or being on fire.
    — Jacob [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #7118
    I hobble over, lightly on fire.
    — Jacob [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #7117
    There is paperwork. The paperwork happens.
    — Dale [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #7116
    My name might be patches, but as you can see, I do not wear rags.
    — Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #7115
    I'm being too clever for my own good.
    — Jacob [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #7114
    Shall we go have a conversation with ne'er-do-wells?
    — Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #7113
    Math! Hahahh!
    — Andy [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #7112
    If a ghost appeared and asked me for its souls I'd shit God's pants.
    — TehAmelie [2020-08-10]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  10. #7111
    'What does an ambush smell like?' Denny's.
    — Cameron [2020-08-10]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  11. #7110
    Where do YOU keep all your faces?
    — Cameron [2020-08-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7109
    I went on my first dream, and what is this pose you wake up in?
    — Cameron [2020-08-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #7108
    All money on Moist.
    — Cori [2020-08-06]
    Blaseball on Bonus Stream
  14. #7107
    You have stripped me of my cactus, how dare you.
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7106
    Fun is the worst!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7105
    What's the range on this eggplant?!
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  17. #7104
    'That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard in my entire life.' 'Thank you!'
    — Adam and Matt Griffiths [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7103
    Humble pie is still pie!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  19. #7102
    I want my last action on this earth to be doing the worm so hard I fly 8 feet in the air."
    — Cameron [2020-08-05]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  20. #7101
    I think we should take a break before we go to the Nightmare Realm.
    — Cori [2020-08-04]
    Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
  21. #7100
    You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.
    — Serge [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #7099
    Now you're thinking with Unos!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7098
    I always test flush.
    — James [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #7097
    I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #7096
    Do vampires like cheese?
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends