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#7134

'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'

— Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7133

'What are you doing?' 'Crime!'

— Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7132

You have a thing! It looks pretentious.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7131

Don't listen to Dale.

— Jacob [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7130

You can take your glittery self and hide as much as you like.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7129

I perform better when I'm hungry.

— Dale [2020-08-17]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7128

This is my room where I make rockets to kill god.

— Nelson [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7127

I guess the game of talking animals has some fantasy elements.

— Cameron, on blue roses [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7126

It's the Graveyard! how tasteful.

— Kathleen [2020-08-16]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7125

Just let the camel spit in my mouth, that's all I need.

— Beej [2020-08-14]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#7124

Well, at least I got that pigeon ass.

— Cori [2020-08-12]
Fall Guys on Play it Forward
#7123

I got chumbawabuma'd!

— James [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7122

If you can't see it, it doesn't exist.

— Serge [2020-08-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7121

Wherever there's a faucet that gushes podcasts, we'll be there.

— Paul [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7120

I enjoy how you think, Cori, as wrong as it may be.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7119

I just need something to do that's not cleaning or being on fire.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7118

I hobble over, lightly on fire.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7117

There is paperwork. The paperwork happens.

— Dale [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7116

My name might be patches, but as you can see, I do not wear rags.

— Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7115

I'm being too clever for my own good.

— Jacob [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7114

Shall we go have a conversation with ne'er-do-wells?

— Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7113

Math! Hahahh!

— Andy [2020-08-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7112

If a ghost appeared and asked me for its souls I'd shit God's pants.

— TehAmelie [2020-08-10]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7111

'What does an ambush smell like?' Denny's.

— Cameron [2020-08-10]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7110

Where do YOU keep all your faces?

— Cameron [2020-08-09]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight