Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7359

I pictured this bit going quicker, and also better.

— Beej [2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7358

I'm glad everyone decided to read chat.

— Bengineering [2020-11-17]
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#7357

I am a parody of myself.

— Jacob [2020-11-17]
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#7356

What's a kindness war without collateral damage?

— Jacob [2020-11-17]
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#7355

I'm very full of hollandaise.

— Julie [2020-11-17]
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#7354

Yeah, some of them have blood.

— Cori [2020-11-17]
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#7353

The world needs more humble comedic geniuses like us.

— Jacob [2020-11-16]
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#7352

Benevolence is an option.

— Carrie [2020-11-16]
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#7351

I like that! No I don't!

— Beej [2020-11-16]
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#7350

We'll save you the butthole of the bread.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
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#7349

I gotta change eyes.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
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#7348

Always leave them getting nothing.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
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#7347

I showed you my nut punch, please reply.

— Graham [2020-11-15]
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#7346

I had no idea there were so many Garages.

— Graham [2020-11-15]
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#7345

I don't pay attention to the things that come out of my mouth.

— Graham [2020-11-15]
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#7344

Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?

— Carrie [2020-11-15]
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#7343

I'M McDonald's now!

— Jacob [2020-11-15]
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#7342

I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.

— Jacob [2020-11-15]
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#7341

You look like a '90s anime!

— Cori, to Beej [2020-11-15]
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#7340

I'm a penguin! What are you?

— Heather [2020-11-15]
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#7339

I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!

— Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
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#7338

I don't know what happened, but I think the only solution is to unzip Beej's head.

— Cameron [2020-11-15]
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#7337

I was so sure this was going to be a good idea, and I instantly regret it.

— Beej [2020-11-15]
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#7336

You gotta use your little man to suck up the fluid.

— Graham [2020-11-14]
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#7335

I like what I like. I will make no apologies for it.

— Jacob [2020-11-14]
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