Quotes – LRRbot

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#7209

I WILL fight that bus!

— Cori [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7208

Not only am I self-clubbing myself, I am artisanally doing it.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7207

The cleaner your lines, the Godlier your times, you can write that down, that's an Ian Horner original.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7206

When I can mod horses into this game, I will.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7205

When a mod takes to allcaps, you know something is going down.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7204

Goodnight, sweet TEETH.

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7202

Why is ZETA's butt in the ground?

— Ian [2020-09-19]
Assetto Corsa on LRRMtG
#7201

Can I send a postcard from hell?

— Kathleen [2020-09-18]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#7200

Paradise sucks.

— Cameron [2020-09-18]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#7199

I'm bringing sexy back to the year 2006.

— Cameron [2020-09-18]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#7198

That's the first time anyone's been sent to the data hell.

— Graham [2020-09-17]
None on LRRMtG
#7197

Keep your salty fluids away from my stuff.

— Ian [2020-09-17]
Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
#7196

Uncalculably Christmas.

— Ian, on Desert Bus [2020-09-17]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7195

We're not sure what we're gonna give, but we're gonna give it!

— Heather [2020-09-17]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7194

I realised I could just draw on mugs.

— Heather [2020-09-17]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7193

Dutch sounds like English if you think you have a hearing problem.

— Beej [2020-09-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#7192

Something about fjords?

— Serge [2020-09-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#7191

Butter washes off right?

— Ben Ulmer [2020-09-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#7190

So, companies are people but they are not ghosts.

— Graham [2020-09-15]
None on Bonus Stream
#7189

The question we have to ask ourselves is: is it time to bucket?

— Serge [2020-09-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7188

James is agitating the hole.

— TQ [2020-09-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7187

It's only hubris if you get punished by it chat, this is just master deckbuilding.

— Benjamin Wheeler [2020-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7186

The squid is like Enya for my eyes.

— Bengineering [2020-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7185

I love that your party of four has seven people.

— Graham [2020-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7184

I'm a great judge of character and whether or not someone owns snakes.

— Graham [2020-09-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe