Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7345

I don't pay attention to the things that come out of my mouth.

— Graham [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7344

Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?

— Carrie [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7343

I'M McDonald's now!

— Jacob [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7342

I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.

— Jacob [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7341

You look like a '90s anime!

— Cori, to Beej [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7340

I'm a penguin! What are you?

— Heather [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7339

I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!

— Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7338

I don't know what happened, but I think the only solution is to unzip Beej's head.

— Cameron [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7337

I was so sure this was going to be a good idea, and I instantly regret it.

— Beej [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7336

You gotta use your little man to suck up the fluid.

— Graham [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7335

I like what I like. I will make no apologies for it.

— Jacob [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7334

I mean, when you think about it, every household appliance is a vore situation.

— Andrew [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7333

I think I have opinions.

— TQ [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7332

I love risky bread!

— Jacob [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7331

"So, Serge I was wondering. What's your strategy here?" "Hit ball with stick."

— Liz and Serge [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7330

Whenever we need to relieve stress, we just prolapse a cow.

— Cameron [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7329

Blaseball is like if Jon Bois wrote Homestuck.

— Molly Lewis [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7328

I never obligate people to laugh at the things that I say.

— Heather [2020-11-14]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7327

Why do all noises that come out of Ian suck?

— Ben [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7326

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.

— Graham, to Ian [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7325

I am small and me.

— Jacob [2020-11-13]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7324

Just cruising past the finish line in a slightly damaged train. That's how I want to end next year's 24 Hours of LRRMans.

— Ian [2020-11-08]
Rhythm Heaven Megamix on Rhythm Cafe
#7323

Everything I say is steeped in controversy.

— Adam [2020-11-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
#7322

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped- ow.

— RebelliousUno, dying [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe
#7321

Remember kids: don't play like I play.

— James [2020-11-03]
Minecraft Dungeons on Rhythm Cafe