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  1. #7115
    I'm being too clever for my own good.
    — Jacob [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #7114
    Shall we go have a conversation with ne'er-do-wells?
    — Jacob, as Patches [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #7113
    Math! Hahahh!
    — Andy [2020-08-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #7112
    If a ghost appeared and asked me for its souls I'd shit God's pants.
    — TehAmelie [2020-08-10]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  5. #7111
    'What does an ambush smell like?' Denny's.
    — Cameron [2020-08-10]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  6. #7110
    Where do YOU keep all your faces?
    — Cameron [2020-08-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #7109
    I went on my first dream, and what is this pose you wake up in?
    — Cameron [2020-08-09]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #7108
    All money on Moist.
    — Cori [2020-08-06]
    Blaseball on Bonus Stream
  9. #7107
    You have stripped me of my cactus, how dare you.
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  10. #7106
    Fun is the worst!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  11. #7105
    What's the range on this eggplant?!
    — Serge [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  12. #7104
    'That's the dumbest reasoning I've ever heard in my entire life.' 'Thank you!'
    — Adam and Matt Griffiths [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7103
    Humble pie is still pie!
    — James [2020-08-05]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7102
    I want my last action on this earth to be doing the worm so hard I fly 8 feet in the air."
    — Cameron [2020-08-05]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  15. #7101
    I think we should take a break before we go to the Nightmare Realm.
    — Cori [2020-08-04]
    Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
  16. #7100
    You found the gold stash behind the pig faces.
    — Serge [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7099
    Now you're thinking with Unos!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7098
    I always test flush.
    — James [2020-08-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7097
    I am a very fair GM who is using a very unfair system to kill you all.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #7096
    Do vampires like cheese?
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #7095
    I ate a fish and became the fish.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #7094
    We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #7093
    Do we need to shave the moon?
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  24. #7092
    So many people exhaled it had a smell.
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  25. #7091
    Eugh, why is life so hard?
    — Cameron [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight