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  1. #6947
    Ignore them, they're wrong.
    — Serge, of chat [2020-05-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6946
    It's James's fault? Is that believable?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6945
    Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6944
    Oh no! We could have solved this with words!
    — Andy [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6943
    You don't have to ask questions, you just do it.
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6942
    This is where the humans hang out, whether they have skin or not.
    — Heather [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  7. #6941
    I'm only a little bit chaotic.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  8. #6940
    The trick is to do neither well.
    — Cameron [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  9. #6939
    I should never be above 100%
    — Bengineering [2020-05-09]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  10. #6938
    More heads, no tongue, that's what the audience wants.
    — Ian [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  11. #6937
    I always assumed I would get more money off Ian's death.
    — Andrew [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  12. #6936
    This is me vs me. Either way I lose.
    — Serge [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  13. #6935
    I just assume that all good ideas about streaming come from James.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-06]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  14. #6934
    Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails.
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  15. #6933
    I don't need sheep for anything!
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  16. #6932
    Please amuse yourselves while I operate a computer.
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  17. #6931
    I'll see y'all on the flippy floppy, which is a thing I say now.
    — James [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6930
    If you're Chuck Tingle, see a doctor.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6929
    Are parrots people?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6928
    why aren't these rabbits as stupid as the ones in SergeCraft?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6927
    You are a slippery pig, congratulations!
    — Serge [2020-05-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6926
    We could split the party. I've heard that's always the strategy!
    — Andy [2020-05-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6924
    Some pigs you just don't know until you've lived with them a little while.
    — Andy [2020-05-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6923
    First can we talk about the sound effects of your floor.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-03]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #6922
    What manner of Anime are you?!
    — Graham [2020-05-01]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward