Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7371

It's not a real flesh bus unless it honks.

— Ian [2020-11-22]
Space Channel 5 on Rhythm Cafe
#7370

You're sexy deer, you should remember the butt-antlers.

— Boomer [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7369

If the booty is facing away from me, then the eyebrows are facing towards me.

— Beej [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7368

Oh, we side-ballin'.

— Cori [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7367

Luckily, to go with the champagne, we also got McDonald's.

— Graham [2020-11-20]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7366

We've seen all the vines.

— Graham [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7365

At what point have we gone too far?

— Ben, after going way too far [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7364

We don't have them anymore. We made them someone else's problem.

— Graham, about the Wiiplay shirts [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7363

Comic Sans is the funniest font, fight me.

— Kathleen [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7362

My hands are literally just longer versions of my feet.

— Beej [2020-11-19]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7361

"I think I'm actually getting better at this!" "I'm glad you think so."

— Ian and Wiggins [2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7360

I guess I'm telefragging Cam. It's what he would have wanted.

— Alex [2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7359

I pictured this bit going quicker, and also better.

— Beej [2020-11-18]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7358

I'm glad everyone decided to read chat.

— Bengineering [2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7357

I am a parody of myself.

— Jacob [2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7356

What's a kindness war without collateral damage?

— Jacob [2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7355

I'm very full of hollandaise.

— Julie [2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7354

Yeah, some of them have blood.

— Cori [2020-11-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7353

The world needs more humble comedic geniuses like us.

— Jacob [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7352

Benevolence is an option.

— Carrie [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7351

I like that! No I don't!

— Beej [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7350

We'll save you the butthole of the bread.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7349

I gotta change eyes.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7348

Always leave them getting nothing.

— Beej [2020-11-16]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#7347

I showed you my nut punch, please reply.

— Graham [2020-11-15]
None on Rhythm Cafe