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  1. #7023
    Come to my island, I'll give you an outfit and blind you.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #7022
    I didn't bring the Sun, I took it!
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #7021
    H-three-lp! I need h-zero-psital!
    — Graham [2020-06-27]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #7020
    Meat crops things weirdly.
    — Graham [2020-06-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #7019
    Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions.
    — TXC2 [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #7018
    We're dying for your greed!' 'It's our greed.'
    — Serge and RebelliousUno [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #7017
    I didn't come here to be a coward. [...] I absolutely came here to be a coward.
    — Wheeler [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #7016
    I'm not forming memories today, I'm giving myself that gift.
    — Cameron [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #7015
    I don't like having to cycle an animal's contents.
    — Cameron [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #7014
    I'm gonna go see Adam about a horse.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #7013
    Teeth don't work now.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #7012
    Hey Siri, take me to Kathleen's lettuces.
    — James [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #7011
    If there was ever a time to splash double pips, maybe it's now.
    — Graham [2020-06-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #7010
    Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  15. #7009
    I feel like I'm being shown opposable thumbs for the first time.
    — Cameron [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  16. #7008
    Cameron is correct.
    — Graham [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  17. #7007
    Let's talk about my cat first.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-21]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  18. #7006
    Most people who play this game as bad as us have stopped.
    — Serge [2020-06-20]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  19. #7005
    OBS is a stupid butt.
    — James [2020-06-20]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  20. #7004
    I'm not aware of where anything is in my body.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-18]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  21. #7003
    There's no I in bonus.
    — Paul [2020-06-18]
    Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
  22. #7002
    You don't have to have a breakthrough if you can't be broken.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  23. #7001
    No-one here has ever seen a nose before.
    — Serge [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  24. #7000
    Ian, never stop being Ian.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  25. #6999
    This time you *should* listen to Dale.
    — Ian [2020-06-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends