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  1. #7095
    I ate a fish and became the fish.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  2. #7094
    We will make the fiction work no matter how it may oppose us.
    — Jeremy Petter [2020-08-03]
    None on Dice Friends
  3. #7093
    Do we need to shave the moon?
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  4. #7092
    So many people exhaled it had a smell.
    — Cameron [2020-08-03]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  5. #7091
    Eugh, why is life so hard?
    — Cameron [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #7090
    If I may interject as the Judge....
    — Serge [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #7089
    How aggro am I today?
    — Bengineering [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #7088
    Down with Big Graham!
    — Ben Ulmer [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #7087
    'Do you have a way to win the game?' 'No but my deck is really cool!'
    — Graham and Serge [2020-08-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #7086
    I can never read the leet speak you kids use nower days.
    — Cameron [2020-07-30]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  11. #7085
    I don't play Xbox!
    — Beej [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  12. #7084
    That's a very personal question that I will happily answer.
    — Jacob [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  13. #7083
    We know too much about Pokemon and not enough about sports!
    — Kathleen [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  14. #7082
    Is that supposed to be for your feet or for your butt?
    — Serge [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  15. #7081
    I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to.
    — Jacob [2020-07-29]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #7080
    Think of me more as a frightened rat king in a sweater, rather than 'your host'.
    — Cameron [2020-07-29]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  17. #7079
    What do you even do in Minecraft?
    — James [2020-07-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #7078
    Is God here?
    — James [2020-07-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #7077
    I'm never sorry.
    — Ian [2020-07-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #7076
    Tell me more about my glorious death!
    — Andy [2020-07-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #7075
    I sometimes smash rocks, and lick them, that's science.
    — Meg [2020-07-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #7074
    Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?
    — TQ [2020-07-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #7073
    Is not being alive a performance of some kind?
    — Kathleen [2020-07-26]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #7072
    I didn't think we were going to go darker than "eating people", but...
    — Paul [2020-07-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #7071
    We're going in from the butt.
    — Graham [2020-07-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive