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  1. #7066
    Thanks for teaching me how to poop.
    — Wheeler [2020-07-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #7065
    I think that's one of the best butt flags I've ever seen.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #7064
    I regenerate that banana you killed.
    — Bengineering [2020-07-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #7063
    I think I have cat-like reflexes.
    — Beej, Mail Time [2020-07-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  5. #7062
    I swapped a ring and my pants fell off.
    — Cori [2020-07-16]
    Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
  6. #7061
    I am a Parry God in a faithless world.
    — Cameron [2020-07-16]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  7. #7060
    You're being very helpful today chat, are you feeling alright?
    — Cameron [2020-07-15]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  8. #7058
    Let's do the weird stuff.
    — Cameron [2020-07-15]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  9. #7057
    What's "sober"? I don't know what that is. You're saying words and I do not understand.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #7056
    Trust me, I think about holes a lot.
    — James [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #7055
    I'm very good at Minecraft.
    — James, Shortly after dying twice in a row [2020-07-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #7054
    Does that octopus look friendly to you?
    — Andy [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #7053
    I will watch you through my hand binoculars!
    — Paul [2020-07-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #7052
    If your hair is wrong, your life is wrong.
    — Cameron [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  15. #7051
    I'm not sure there's a right anus quote, but there is a correct anus quote.
    — Cameron [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  16. #7050
    Bronte was basically the Pepsi to Jane Austen's Coke
    — TXC2 [2020-07-13]
    Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
  17. #7049
    it's your game, you don't have to poop in it.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-12]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  18. #7048
    Chickens are just dinosaurs.
    — TQ [2020-07-12]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
  19. #7047
    Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual.
    — Serge [2020-07-11]
    VALORANT on Dice Friends
  20. #7046
    Well if it isn't my friend Mr McFun, who gave up his leg to be a gun.
    — Bengineering [2020-07-11]
    VALORANT on Dice Friends
  21. #7045
    But... but our hilarious banter...
    — Graham [2020-07-08]
    None on Let's NOPE
  22. #7044
    Is this because of my eggplant??
    — Graham [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  23. #7043
    Fighting games are just rhythm games.
    — Adam [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  24. #7042
    Are cacti immune to shotguns?
    — Ian [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  25. #7041
    Aw, I forgot to make a Ben!
    — Adam [2020-07-07]
    Dead Space 2 on Let's NOPE