Quotes – LRRbot

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#7050

Bronte was basically the Pepsi to Jane Austen's Coke

— TXC2 [2020-07-13]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7049

it's your game, you don't have to poop in it.

— Kathleen [2020-07-12]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7048

Chickens are just dinosaurs.

— TQ [2020-07-12]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7047

Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual.

— Serge [2020-07-11]
VALORANT on Dice Friends
#7046

Well if it isn't my friend Mr McFun, who gave up his leg to be a gun.

— Bengineering [2020-07-11]
VALORANT on Dice Friends
#7045

But... but our hilarious banter...

— Graham [2020-07-08]
None on Let's NOPE
#7044

Is this because of my eggplant??

— Graham [2020-07-08]
Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
#7043

Fighting games are just rhythm games.

— Adam [2020-07-08]
Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
#7042

Are cacti immune to shotguns?

— Ian [2020-07-08]
Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
#7041

Aw, I forgot to make a Ben!

— Adam [2020-07-07]
Dead Space 2 on Let's NOPE
#7040

Did you really win if you died?

— JoeKim [2020-07-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7039

I often think this game would be better with more Tetris.

— RebelliousUno, on Minecraft [2020-07-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7038

Ice and swords.

— Kathleen, repeatedly [2020-07-06]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
#7037

Eat it, physics!

— Ian [2020-07-05]
Distortions on Rhythm Cafe
#7036

I would argue that any space suit is a shitter.

— Cameron [2020-07-05]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#7035

I like that this house has horns.

— Kathleen [2020-07-05]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
#7034

Can we talk about how the big toe is the best toe?

— Adam [2020-07-04]
VALORANT on LRRMtG
#7033

I love Animal Crossing, but it doesn't make me feel funny in the downstairs place.

— Graham [2020-07-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#7032

I blame the internet. Just...as a whole.

— Paul [2020-07-02]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#7031

James was killed by intentional game design.

— MineCraft [2020-06-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7030

I love the phrase 'Explosion bed hole'.

— Serge [2020-06-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7029

Yager is very strong French name.

— James [2020-06-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7028

There's a boat hiding in every tree.

— Serge [2020-06-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7027

If I wanted to know what the time was I'd build a clock.

— Serge [2020-06-30]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7026

It's time to attack and dethrone Dad.

— Kathleen [2020-06-29]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe