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  1. #6982
    'I don't think I can lose.' says famous local idiot tempting fate.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-01]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6981
    That's now a Cameron scare.
    — Cameron [2020-05-31]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #6980
    Oh no! My city, Ed Sheeran!
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-05-30]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6979
    It looked so easy when it was happening to me!
    — Graham [2020-05-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #6978
    I made this bed and chose to sleep on the couch.
    — Wheeler [2020-05-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #6977
    Question is, how much song do I want to dance?
    — Wheeler [2020-05-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #6976
    I kinda zoned out even though I was reading that out loud.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-29]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on LRRMtG
  8. #6975
    Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  9. #6974
    Your pubes don't ever reach your knees.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  10. #6973
    You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead.
    — Fugi [2020-05-27]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
  11. #6972
    Saying 'no' is a skill.
    — Cameron [2020-05-27]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
  12. #6971
    Excuse me, I'm here to beat you up!
    — Kathleen [2020-05-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  13. #6970
    There are no stakes, in any game, ever.
    — James [2020-05-26]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6969
    Y'all look so good, I look like an idiot.
    — James [2020-05-26]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6968
    You've been very good people who've been lighting so many things on fire...
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6967
    I think it'll all burn in the end.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6966
    'I believe in you!' 'The dice don't.'
    — Kathleen and Serge [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6965
    Dousing things with gasoline is a free action in this campaign.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6964
    Sausage me up, Santa...
    — Ian, reluctantly [2020-05-24]
    Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #6963
    I have telomeres too, you're not special!
    — Cameron [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #6962
    That's how I try to live my life: everything you need, but not too much.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #6961
    I love you so much, I hate you an equal amount in this moment.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #6960
    So, I'm currently 60-40 leaning towards the melon.
    — Serge [2020-05-23]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #6959
    If you can drive a plane, you can drive a train.
    — Bengineering [2018-05-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  25. #6958
    Ian is full of lies. "Full of lies Ian" is what I call him.
    — James [2018-05-23]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream