Quotes – LRRbot

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#7085

I don't play Xbox!

— Beej [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7084

That's a very personal question that I will happily answer.

— Jacob [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7083

We know too much about Pokemon and not enough about sports!

— Kathleen [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7082

Is that supposed to be for your feet or for your butt?

— Serge [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7081

I compliment you all of the time, and you're all very hard to be nice to.

— Jacob [2020-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7080

Think of me more as a frightened rat king in a sweater, rather than 'your host'.

— Cameron [2020-07-29]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7079

What do you even do in Minecraft?

— James [2020-07-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7078

Is God here?

— James [2020-07-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7077

I'm never sorry.

— Ian [2020-07-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7076

Tell me more about my glorious death!

— Andy [2020-07-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7075

I sometimes smash rocks, and lick them, that's science.

— Meg [2020-07-26]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#7074

Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?

— TQ [2020-07-26]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#7073

Is not being alive a performance of some kind?

— Kathleen [2020-07-26]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#7072

I didn't think we were going to go darker than "eating people", but...

— Paul [2020-07-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#7071

We're going in from the butt.

— Graham [2020-07-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#7070

My tiny body was TOOOO big.

— Graham [2020-07-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#7069

I didn't think the goose would be in the mailbox!

— Cori [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7068

I'm having difficulty controlling my noodle.

— Graham [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7067

Oh no, my noodle!

— Matt Griffiths [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7066

Thanks for teaching me how to poop.

— Wheeler [2020-07-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7065

I think that's one of the best butt flags I've ever seen.

— Kathleen [2020-07-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7064

I regenerate that banana you killed.

— Bengineering [2020-07-17]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7063

I think I have cat-like reflexes.

— Beej, Mail Time [2020-07-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#7062

I swapped a ring and my pants fell off.

— Cori [2020-07-16]
Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
#7061

I am a Parry God in a faithless world.

— Cameron [2020-07-16]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward