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  1. #6998
    Like they say: 'It doesn't stop stopping until it stops stopping.'
    — Kathleen [2020-06-12]
    Creative on LRRMtG
  2. #6997
    'Wait which rule is it?' 'It's gonna be all of them eventually.'
    — Beej and Paul [2020-06-11]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  3. #6996
    I am holding the speaking TNT.
    — Serge [2020-06-09]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6995
    You're not really living until you wear a TNT hat.
    — James [2020-06-09]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6994
    Say good things about Heather. You've been warned.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-08]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6993
    Is there any food better then buttered toast?
    — Kathleen [2020-06-08]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #6992
    It is the kitchen of the sky.
    — Aubrey, on Space [2020-06-07]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  8. #6991
    I like that our chat has some chestnuts.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  9. #6990
    Nobody hurts my llama!
    — James [2020-06-02]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6989
    In my defence...I'm really bad.
    — James [2020-06-02]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6988
    We've opened two of the one chests.
    — James [2020-06-02]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6987
    Playing smart is not in my vocabulary.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-06-02]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6986
    Who needs human allies if you can command the very insects?
    — Kathleen [2020-06-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6985
    The voices in my teeth thank you too.
    — Andy, as Patterson [2020-06-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6984
    I'll take that offer, Satan.
    — Andy, to Dale [2020-06-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6983
    It's me against you, Dale, as I always thought it would be.
    — Andy [2020-06-01]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6982
    'I don't think I can lose.' says famous local idiot tempting fate.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-01]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6981
    That's now a Cameron scare.
    — Cameron [2020-05-31]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6980
    Oh no! My city, Ed Sheeran!
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-05-30]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #6979
    It looked so easy when it was happening to me!
    — Graham [2020-05-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #6978
    I made this bed and chose to sleep on the couch.
    — Wheeler [2020-05-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #6977
    Question is, how much song do I want to dance?
    — Wheeler [2020-05-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #6976
    I kinda zoned out even though I was reading that out loud.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-29]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on LRRMtG
  24. #6975
    Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  25. #6974
    Your pubes don't ever reach your knees.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends