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  1. #6896
    My cheese goes uneaten once again!
    — Ian [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6895
    The best place for health is inside of you.
    — Ian [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6894
    I like my conspiracy theory better...
    — Heather [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6893
    Thanks for crankin' it, though.
    — Beej [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  5. #6892
    I'm so sorry about France.
    — Cori [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  6. #6891
    A shirt is just a series of tubes.
    — Beej [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  7. #6890
    I believe in everyone!
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  8. #6889
    I wasn't using my skin anyway!
    — Cameron [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  9. #6888
    How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?
    — Cori [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  10. #6887
    I like you textured.
    — James, to Serge [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6886
    Minecraft is a stupid idiot program.
    — James [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6885
    I just like to cause trouble, as you may have noticed.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6884
    I wanna make a really stupid joke.
    — Jacob [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6883
    I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to definitely...panic.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6882
    I didn't hear what you said, but yes.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6881
    I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6880
    We'll be all square! Except cooler than square. We'll be round.
    — Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6879
    It doesn't matter what you do, just as long as people think you're cool.
    — Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6878
    Pants have never been a rule.
    — Graham [2020-04-06]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  20. #6877
    Take the cheese. Eat the cheese.
    — Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #6876
    I wasn't being funny, I was asking you to not die.
    — Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6875
    I'm gonna come to your island and buy so many mums.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-04]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  23. #6874
    Second order of business, I have to figure out what to do with my life.
    — Serge [2020-04-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #6873
    For a short stream this is gonna be a long stream.
    — Graham [2020-04-03]
    Final Fantasy VII on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #6872
    Cask of Amontillado jokes will only get you so far.
    — Graham [2020-04-01]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward